MY HORMONES ANSWERED THE DOOR

Woke up, got out of bed
fell off my perch head first into the shit

My hormones proceeded to answer the door
and everything that walked
through after that
was wrong

Someone, believing they were talking to me
inadvertently addressed my hormones
who answered without logic or sense

Wading through this sea of oestrogen
I finally found my old friend chocolate
who sat with me and helped me feel better

By evening my hormones and I
had come to an understanding

Now, I know my hormones may be useful
but I wish they wouldn’t cause such havoc
in an otherwise peaceful life

 

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